Some people should never be issued with passports

Why me? As if being harassed on my tour of Greece wasn’t enough, I unfortunately had to share my airport transfer with an Older Idiotic American Who Should Never Have Been Issued A Passport (OIAWSNHBIAP).

He was was sooooooo annoying I had to say to him: DO NOT TALK TO ME!

First: he said he didn’t recognise me (ah… that’s because he had never met me before!). He repeated this a number of times, with me telling him that WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER: WE WERE JUST SHARING A TRANSFER!

Second: he complained about all the people in Italy, which spoiled his tour (ah… that’s because Italians live there, and other people visit Italy).

Third: he complained that he didn’t get a breakfast box (ah… you have to order it!), and repeated *that* ad infinitum in the car until I said: DO NOT TALK TO ME!!

That was fine until we were rear-ended by a drunk driver near the airport, then OIAWSNHBIAP started complaining that his leg was sore, because he bumped it up against something, and repeated *this* ad infinitum until he got out of the car.

I told him just to get on the plane. He wished me a bad trip.

Oh. My. God. Like I needed that first thing in the morning when I haven’t had enough sleep! And I have a cold!

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  • georginabarnett October 12, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    You are def ready to come home Di. 😉

    • dileeshus October 13, 2013 at 3:19 PM

      I am all out of tolerance for idiots, Georgina!

  • Bookabye Baby October 12, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    Far out!! I don’t actually get the rudeness of some people. How can someone actually wish someone else a bad trip? ARSEHAT!!!!

    • dileeshus October 13, 2013 at 3:21 PM

      I think he expected me to go commiserate with his brain fart mutterings, Melsy! Little did he know that I have no patience left for idiots of any nationality!

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  • tommahawk68 October 13, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    What a idiot this person is. Surprised he could talk and breathe at the same time.

    • dileeshus October 13, 2013 at 5:02 PM

      I know, Tom! Some people should just never travel :/


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